It's early in the morning
Sitting on the couch
Looking at Facebook
Feeling like a slouch...
Bundled in my bathrobe
Covered with cats
Here's a random video
Have to watch that...
There's wtf
And then lol
Feeling I'm stuck
In Internet hell...
Do I tweet now
Or pin it later?
Looking for a lover
Not a hater...
Better check tumblr
And then instagram
Check google plus
Yep, yer my man...
Gonna make an ecard
With virtual flowers
Can't believe I just wasted
Two solid hours...